Stoner Rules 101 - Being A Social Stoner

To become a successful social stoner in your network of friends you must follow these simple stoner rules. Every stoner should know these simple rules and use them at all times.

1) Always Share: Even if you only have a little left. It's the stoner way.

2) Be Prepared: Take the time to break up your buds by hand, or in a grinder, before you pack them or roll them up.

3) Pass to the Left: It's the Indian way, dude!

4) Offer to a Friend First: You don't have to do this every time, but it's a nice gesture and it will make that person feel special.

5) Know the Pot's Potency: When smoking out a group, be aware of the strength of what you're offering and forewarn anyone who is not a regular toker. 

6) Puff Puff Pass is OK: Puff, puff, puff, pass? Not cool. Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Keep it moving. 

7) If You Don't Have Weed of Your Own, Ask Politely: You're tapped out and find yourself with tokers who don't know you're dry. Ask if you can have a hit, and wait until it comes around to you. Don't jump into a stoner circle uninvited. Bad form.

8) Don't Scorch the Bowl: When smoking out of a pipe or bong, make sure to light a corner of the bowl to leave a little green for the next toker.

9) Flush the Toilet: Passing the bong with left over smoke is not cool. Empty the chamber by finishing your hit or removing the stem and blowing through the opening to clear it. 

10) Give the Tobacco Warning: If you prefer to mix tobacco with your weed, alert your smoking partners first. Just because someone smokes pot doesn't mean they are down with cigarettes.

11) Watch the Spit: Lets all keep our saliva to ourselves. A common technique (and much appreciated one): use your fingers as a barrier between your lips and the bowl or joint.

12) Keep it Clean: Clean out your paraphernalia often. Replace your bong water often, and give your glass a good pipe cleaning. If you prefer blunts or joints, wash your hands.

13) Don't Pocket Someone Else's Lighter: Stoners love to steal other people's lighters. No matter how high you are, try to keep track of whose lighter is whose.

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